A recent invention that people all over the globe are ever so thankful for is the ShamWow and it's amazing capability to be a cleaning tool, a very good and discrete wig, and a best friend all in one! It's bright orange colour makes it very hard to miss on the shelves. The reason for this is that you'd be silly not to buy one!
Firstly the ShamWow amazes people with it's phenomenal cleaning ability. If you make a spill on the counter, don't waist a paper towel, use your ShamWow and save money and the environment having less garbage! You will start saving money once you have refrained from the purchase of 19.95 (U.S.) worth of paper towels. The reason you'll save so much money is it has 10 year warranty! That's right, if you aren't completely satisfied with the item, you have a ten dollar money back, guarantee. With the ShamWow's maximum capacity of 12 times it's weight in liquid. This makes it the ultimate cleaning tool absorbing so much liquid and cleaning anything in it's way.
With the ShamWow's hip and cool new look it makes you able to wear it as a wig. Next time you're out with your stylish ShamWow on your head, and one of your very attractive girlfriends make a spill; have no fear, ShamWow is here. You will receive endless positive attention with your new wig. People will wonder how you got your hair such an amazing tone of orange. Fashion is changing rapidly, so don't be left behind!
ShamWow's friendly look captures many people's attention. The affect of it's absorbtion makes people want it to absorb all of their feelings. To make you feel more relieved in the end. ShamWow was ranked the number one listener in Times Magazine, right above Lil Wayne, disregarding Wayne's horrible hearing as he is always saying "What?", ("Pardon me, I didn't quite catch that"). Making the ShamWow the ultimate therapy tool as well. Doctors all over the globe are recommending this for all sorts of sicknesses and diseases. The ShamWow simply absorbs any of those pesky diseases or sicknesses that saunter their way through your system.
So after your hot date with the ShamWow as your wig, you can chat up a storm about all of your bad experiences at work or even just to get rid of those bad bug going around. To finish up a day with the house spotless and you feeling the most attractive, healthy, and emotionally stable you've ever been. To order to eliminate all of those sicknesses, diseases, spills and bad thoughts simply toss your ShamWow in the washing machine and wash it all away!!
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